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The Art of Time Calculation and the Illusion of Punctuality

The Art of Time Calculation and the Illusion of Punctuality

Jan 29, 2024 | 2:53pm
Does anyone else set their clocks ahead by a few minutes to avoid being late for everything? It doesn’t work.  I have ALWAYS done this…Setting my clocks ahead was supposed to save me from being in a constant rush, but who am I kidding? Now I’m just a professional at calculating the time in my […]
Most “offensive” emojis

Most “offensive” emojis

Jan 25, 2024 | 1:26pm
According to the New York Post, these are allegedly the most offensive emojis broken down by generation:  Gen Z – 🍑    Gen X – 🍆  Boomers – 🖕  Millennials – 🍻  As a millennial, I cannot explain why my generation hates the “cheers” emoji as much as they do… So make sure you send it […]
The Pantry: where reusable bags go to die

The Pantry: where reusable bags go to die

Jan 24, 2024 | 1:38pm
The accumulation of reusable bags in my pantry is getting out of hand… We’re now living in the era that is the never-ending saga of reusable bags. You forget them at home, buy more. the following week, you repeat the process. It’s like my brain has a vendetta against saving the environment, and it’s using […]
WWE is coming to Netflix Canada

WWE is coming to Netflix Canada

Jan 23, 2024 | 5:28pm
Netflix and TKO Group Holdings have entered into a decade-long agreement, granting Netflix exclusive streaming rights for WWE Raw in Canada, the U.S., and various other markets. Commencing January 2025, Netflix will be the sole platform for the weekly Raw show. In Canada, Netflix will also serve as the exclusive destination for all WWE programs […]
Bad airline passenger? There’s a code name for that

Bad airline passenger? There’s a code name for that

Jan 19, 2024 | 11:01am
After recently taking a trip, I learned about the notorious Philip, the code name flight attendants give to passengers who suck. Ah, Philip. The elusive name that embodies the essence of frustration and annoyance at 30,000 feet. Derived from the old airline code “PILP,” which stood for “passenger I’d like to punch.” Now, they simply […]
ASIRT clears RCMP of wrongdoing in 2019 arrest of Hospital physician

ASIRT clears RCMP of wrongdoing in 2019 arrest of Hospital physician

Jan 16, 2024 | 6:00am
An RCMP officer is being exonerated after an incident in which they injured a physician en route to an emergency procedure. Alberta’s Serious Incident Response Team (ASIRT) was called in to investigate an incident on December 7th, 2019. According to ASIRT, an altercation occurred between a physician driving to the Northern Lights Hospital to perform […]
Intense Passion for the Stanley Cup… Tumbler?

Intense Passion for the Stanley Cup… Tumbler?

Jan 9, 2024 | 1:01pm
The internet has finally caught onto the latest trendy phenomenon: the Stanley Cup frenzy. No, NOT the prestigious hockey trophy that teams compete fiercely for each year. Instead, the talk is about a different kind of Stanley Cup – a massive insulated tumbler mug with a price tag that almost requires a person to take […]
5 things NOT to buy your parents this Christmas

5 things NOT to buy your parents this Christmas

Dec 21, 2023 | 12:03pm
Most people can agree… Some of the most difficult people to buy gifts for are your parents. Here’s a comprehensive look at what NOT to buy: “The Beginner’s Guide to Parenting” – Nothing says “Thanks for everything, Mom and Dad” like a book that insinuates they need a refresher course in parenting. “The World’s Most […]
Give this woman a promotion

Give this woman a promotion

Dec 7, 2023 | 5:02pm
BBC presenter, Maryam Moshiri went viral for flipping off millions of people on live TV this week. In a sincere, matter-of-fact apology, she explained that this resulted from her and her co-workers messing around… something we all do to remain sane at work. Well done, Maryam… and go F**K yourself, San Diego.

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